Some Random Hot Chick® has sent me a friend request on Facebook. Check her out, Bethany Carpenter. Nice profile pic. If I could only see her eyes, I might be able to remember where I know her from……dammit. This happens all the time – not the forgetting part – the part where unknown women with [...]
Attention trailbuilders.
Hey man. Thanks for all the work you do. But you know when you build jumps by digging a huge hole and piling the dirt on 2 sides for the transitions? Well that really fucking sucks. Why? Well first, ’cause little kids can’t bust 8′ gaps right out of the gate. They have to learn [...]
Unshackled.
As some of you may have figured. I bailed on the Facebook. I won’t bother with all the incidentals. Facebook isn’t necessarily an evil thing. Security issues, business ethics, time wastage. These were all issues affecting my decision to leave. Also though, consider this: I sit in front of a computer 8 hours a day [...]
It’s not me, it’s you.
I was wondering today how we’d gotten to the point where we need software to manage our interpersonal relationships, then I remembered. Oh yeah. WE DON’T.
Don’t get any on you.
He didn’t notice it when his head exploded. The cute girl in the cubicle next to him was chatting away on the phone when she poked her head over the partition. She started talking to him before she appeared over the top. “Dude, did you hear that? It sounded like a – OH JESUS! ARE [...]