Got me some fancy new spectacles. I got a clear, wireframed, straight-edge set for the funerals and job interviews, but these are the ones that count.
Outed.
Feb 26, ’08
10:38 PM
My recording engineer buddy is on to me. I think he’s trying to send me a message. I’m in the wrong line of work. I’ve got to get me one of these recording engineer gigs where alls they’ve got to do is dream up these technical marvels every day.
Designer's block.
Feb 21, ’08
1:19 AM
Sometimes I sit at work all day and think about al the stuff I’m gonna do that night when I get home. Ideas for freelance work. Chores. Projects. The day wears on and it totally saps your juices. By the time I get home, I’m limping. I give the kids some quality time before they [...]
Waterboarding, Maritime style.
Feb 18, ’08
9:38 AM
I’ll be waterboarding at my place soon. No, not with detainees, just myself. I’ve got my board all waxed up and as soon as the crests start to peak, I’m hitting the beach in my basement. See, that’s where the water will be. Today we’re getting 40 mm of rain on top of the 6 [...]
The sins of our (great, great, great, great, great, grand-) fathers.
Feb 8, ’08
11:24 PM
My friend Tyler sent this to me the other day. I laughed out loud. “…do you think maybe there’s a possibility that back in the day your great great great great great grandfather was trying to milk a goat and was having trouble getting his miniature hands around the teats or maybe he was trying [...]