Some Random Hot Chick® has sent me a friend request on Facebook. Check her out, Bethany Carpenter.
Nice profile pic.
If I could only see her eyes, I might be able to remember where I know her from……dammit.
This happens all the time – not the forgetting part – the part where unknown women with scantily clad profile photos send me friend requests.
Happens. All. The. Time.
I’m sure it’s not a scam or bullshit, right? Cause we’re ALL ‘friends’ on facebook, really, aren’t we? Just one big, happy, suggestively-posed-in-our-profile-pics family.
Bethany, how have you been? I remember when you used to wear those socks on our wine-and-cheese philosophy picnics together. Oh, the salad days….