Womanized.

I tell you what, I’m tired of women.

I live with 4 of ’em and I work with 7.

Well ok, 3 of the 4 I live with are ‘women-in-training’, but they already exhibit some behaviours of their full-grown counterparts.

I’ve had the unique experience of working both sides of the coin. My old office was all dudes – 5 guys – one woman. Here it’s me and 7 women. I’ve seen it both ways. If I had to pick one, I’d go with the ‘all dude’ (keep your gay jokes and snickers to yourself or you’ll be sent to the principals office) scenario. Perhaps it’s a no-brainer it makes sense due to ‘comfort-level’ or ‘familiarity’, but I like to think I’ve tried to be objective – well, as objective as a guy in this situation can be.

I’m not going to turn this into a ‘why one is better than the other’ arguement. There is – I think – no ‘better’. They are just different. Men and women interact differently, decision-make differently, manage stress differently both when dealing with members of the same sex and the opposite. There are exceptions to the rule in both genders, but en masse, certain behaviour and characteristics prevail in each.

I’ll repeat again: there is no better. If you write and tell me I’m being sexist, you’re an idiot, so please, don’t waste our time.

Time-wastage. Who’s a bigger waster of time, women or men? You ponder that. I like to think I have more insight than some on the matter, but I’m going to keep it to myself. I’m no expert, all I have is personal experience.

So to sum up, I’ve had my fill of ’em – the women. I’m sure it will pass, and in a bit, I’ll be all back to ‘everybody playing nice’ again, but for now, bah.

Oh, and tv. Sick to death of the goddamn tv. Another matter all together. It’s amazing how the more content is generated for it, the less value I see in it.

Old geezer-itis again…now GET OFF MY LAWN you pesky kids!

6 Replies to “Womanized.”

  1. I agree!!

    You crack me up!! I’m picturing the dashes across Mr. Meredith’s back yard in my head…… HAHAHA YOUR MR. MEREDITH NOW. (he was on the right on Coachman since I know you won’t remember the name)

    I can not speak for all but in my group of women, even we can’t stand being with only women for too long a time period, so this puts you at a disadvantage right out of the gate.

    I truly love my female friends and family and would NEVER trade them, however I have accepted that dealing with women is just plain harder and makes you tired faster!

    I find it interesting that often the most complicated among women choose men as their closest friends. I know I often do. Dudes are consistent, not better not worse just easier.

  2. Ian Faith: They’re not gonna release the album… because they have decided that the cover is sexist.
    Nigel Tufnel: Well, so what? What’s wrong with bein’ sexy? I mean there’s no…
    Ian Faith: Sex-IST!
    David St. Hubbins: IST!

  3. Hey man. You’re entitled. ‘Interesting’ is one word. I can think of others. Otherworldy perspectives are only entertaining for so long, then it just becomes frustrating. How many women do you work with now?

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