I recently received an email stating that I had been ‘preapproved for 56245 dollars US for my business.’
It went on, blah blah blah, then at the bottom before the signature for the fake person I’m supposed to contact it says:
The polar bear, a radioactive turn signal, and another bohemian rattlesnake are what made America great! Some polar bear related to a globule takes a peek at a cab driver.
Indeed, these are the things that made America great. All that stuff we learned in school is a waste of time.
I don’t know what you’re thinking, but I’m confident that this is DEFINITELY a credible offer for cash for my business, I’m sure. No scammer would ever put a sentence like that at the end of a pitch. I’m so gonna make it big now…