• By Whatever Means Necessary

    Sunday morning I was supposed to get out for the usual weekly ride with Titus, but it was pouring rain. We decided hesitantly to pull the plug. I don’t mind the rain really – it’s terrible for the bikes and means they would require more attention post ride – but when you get pretty much soaked and/or completely saturated within 5 minutes of leaving, it gets to be a drag really fast.

    The TLDR version is I should have gone anyway.

    The rest of my day went downhill from there – and my day started pretty early. So there was still a lot of downhill left.

    Titus texted me later:

    Titus: This one time, 
    I'm glad we didn't go. 
    It's still raining 
    and it's cold and I 
    am sore everywhere 
    from farming.
    
    Me: If you say so. 
    I wish I'd gone. 
    I should know better 
    by now.
    
    Titus: In all honesty, 
    I live by that whole 
    "one corrective 
    action" philosophy...
    it just so happens that 
    for once it was the 
    right thing to do 
    to stay put.
    
    Me: I should have learned, 
    maybe have learned 
    now that whenever I can 
    ride bike, I should ride 
    bike. Rest of my day has 
    been shit. I should have 
    gone even if it was just 
    getting on my stupid bike 
    with a basket and fenders 
    and gone for coffee.
    
    Titus: Sorry to hear that.

    I have a bunch of bikes and quite the assortment of specialized and technical gear and apparel. Sometimes that all doesn’t matter. I’m always telling people asking me about gear or getting started cycling – “don’t worry about all that stuff. Just ride your bike. In whatever way you’re comfortable. If you’re not comfortable, you’re not going to ride and continuing to ride is the important part.” It’s still easy for even me to get caught up in all the trappings and bullshit.

    Titus and I have developed simple philosophy/credo by which we feel most, if not all, of life can be navigated: ride bikes

    As evening came and darkness was descending, the skies had somewhat quieted and my stir crazy was at a fever pitch. I basically jumped on a bike in what I was wearing and headed out. I texted Titus from the ride:

    Me: Full Dirtbag Hoodride 
    in effect. Hoodie, ball 
    cap. Zero fucks given. 
    
    Me: Considering an 
    addendum to the Credo: 
    Always.
    
    Me: Always. Ride. 
    Fucking. Bikes.
    
    Titus: 'struth. 
    By whatever means 
    necessary.

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